Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S fully prepared to lose it

fully prepared to lose it during the bridge — this is the tee that says it out loud

pearlized tear-away label

Choose light-wash denim

all stamped in the blocky white-and-green logo any gamer will clock in a heartbeat

you know — this one's for the regulars

Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S fully prepared to lose itA golden retriever puppy peeking out of a tie dye fanny pack printed front and center, big enough that the whole joke lands from across the room. "Always Prepared" says the rest. Phone, keys, wallet: covered. Emotional support puppy: also covered. Because if there's one thing a golden retriever won't stand for, it's being left at home.