Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment "They say Head Judge Tezzeret

"They say Head Judge Tezzeret will be reviewing every invention at the Fair

Set: Onslaught Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U} Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand

Set: Shadowmoor Type: Creature — Merfolk Wizard Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{B} Whenever Hollowsage becomes untapped

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W} {3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life

its controller may create a 1/1 colorless Sliver creature token

Ow [Unglued] Rogue Equipment "They say Head Judge TezzeretSet: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?