Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand Boho Maybe it belongs to a

Maybe it belongs to a nocturnal librarian who whispers forbidden titles

gap-toothed skull

Adorned with history's most infamous perilous petals

and shows the sad-faced frog in black ink beneath red calligraphy

and formaldehyde

Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand Boho Maybe it belongs to aNot all affirmation decks are created equal, and most of them were never created for people like us. Cynical Affirmations was designed for anyone who greets each new day in the modern hellscape with a weary sigh, a dark sense of humor, and a firm belief that good vibes only is just a polite form of denial. Inside this deck you will find 52 mantras for the mildly unhinged, each one a darkly funny reminder that the world may be collapsing, but at least