But as an occasional treat (the doctors tell us thats how we should treat bacon anyway), it doesnt suffer from familiarity
These flavourings might contain trace calories, but the quantity inhaled is minimal
They have long been a cornerstone of counterculture movements, fostering a sense of community and shared experiences
Last I checked we were not supposed to be living in a dictatorship
Just for the record, here are some other things we'd rather have bowls of at any wedding: Bowls of comfortable dancing shoes Bowls of songs that aren't coordinated dance numbers that everyone that except you knows Bowls of other tiny bowls Bowls of cake that you don't have to wait until the end of the night to eat Bowls of Zantac Bowls of Adeles Bowls of the good wine Bowls of just red Starbursts Bowls of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms Bowls of those wipes that get wine off your teeth Bowls of airplane bottles for the ride home Bowls of Alka-Seltzer, let's be real Bowls of incense to hide the smell of other people smoking Bowls of phone chargers Bowls of money to reimburse you for your plane ticket/bridesmaid dress Bowls of actual bowls (of weed, not tobacco come on) Bowls of Trader Joe's free samples Bowls of tissues for when you're crying, I'm not crying Bowls of permission to send all the drunk texts you shouldn't Bowls of hot single people who only want to dance and make out and then that's it, that's the end Bowls of answers to why you're so single Bowls of flattering selfie light Bowls of puppies Bowls of condoms Bowls of hourglasses counting down until the day you die
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