It reminds me of the kind of stuff you would see on a sticker slapped onto a beat-up guitar case or a city lamp post in a neighborhood that has seen a few things
Arch-Chancellor Ridcully, the Chief Wizard, conjures up a very small (disposable) fireball to light his cigarette with
Because while I hadnt planned on buying anything, now I definitely will, and what are the chances it will only cost $2
Even if you are not a smoker, all it takes is a night out or a house party to make your home reek of that ashy cigarette stench
Proposition 10 raised the tax rate from 37 cents to 87 cents per pack,[179] and the MSA raised nationwide cigarette prices by nearly $250 billion over the next 25 years, or approximately 45 cents per pack.[180] The federal government then raised its rate 15 cents, first by a dime in January 2000 and then by a nickel in 2003, bringing the federal tax to 39 cents.[181] In 2006, California voters defeated Proposition 86, which would have increased the tax per pack from 87 cents to $3.47, the highest tax in the nation.[182] The combined effects of state and federal tax hikes during the past decade have made casual and commercial smugglers willing to skirt the law
Also, not everything is cheaper at Sams Club, even when you compare per-unit prices