I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good Flask | Stainless Steel 6oz Cool Car add it to a locker

add it to a locker to fend off small talk

For anyone who prefers to speak plainly (and snarkily)

perfect for birthdays

and late-night fireworks planning

Surprise the Whovian in your life with this exquisite desk mat that they would cherish for years to come

I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good Flask | Stainless Steel 6oz Cool Car add it to a lockerSlip this stainless steel flask into your coat pocket and feel a sly grin form. Inspired by the mischief of late night marauders, the witty line I solemnly swear that I am up to no good makes a quiet, knowing statement. The smooth powder coated finish and UV DTF printed script age well with handling. Its compact enough for a spontaneous toast under a cold sky, or to keep tucked away for secret sips at gatherings that lean toward the irreverent.