The models used for the presentation were, well, not really models
Its a slaughter house at the front of the queue

For the Seasoned Ground Beef: 1 lb lean ground beef (85/15 blend for best flavor and texture) 1 packet (1 oz) taco seasoning (low-sodium works great) 2/3 cup water For the Salad Base: 1 head iceberg lettuce, chopped 1 head romaine lettuce, chopped (using both gives the best crunchy texture) 2 Roma tomatoes, diced 1 (15 oz) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained well 1/2 red onion, finely chopped 1 (4 oz) can sliced black olives, drained 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese, divided (shred from a block for best flavor) For the Zesty Catalina Dressing & Crunch: 1 cup ketchup 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup red wine vinegar 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/4 cup onion, grated or very finely minced 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp paprika 1/4 tsp garlic powder A pinch of cayenne pepper (adjust to taste) 1 large bag (9.25 oz) Nacho Cheese Doritos, lightly crushed (reserve half for topping) Step-by-Step Instructions For Making Taco Salad Putting this salad together is easy

You can choose between either a traditional cut or a modern version with a pair of wide-cut trousers
It's for the kid who wants to be both the class clown and the haunted house star
Turn the garment inside out before washing to protect the outer surface and embroidery (if applicable)