We were only issued an Alpha uniform and a Charlie uniform
Remove from the oven, drizzle with ranch, and serve
And one way to do so is to forgo the white dress for another color
In addition to the attempted murder, the Dress also nearly tore the Bleasdale family apart and was subsequently featured in a disturbingly ironic Salvation Army ad against domestic violence that read, Why is it so hard to see black and blue? Past Milkshake Ducks like Chewbacca Mom, who later demonstrated facile political opinions about institutional racism, or Jensen Karp, the man who went viral for finding shrimp in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and, in the midst of his sudden panoptical ubiquity, was publicly accused of emotional abuse by multiple ex-girlfriends, couldnt hold a candle
I never buy buttermilk, so I use Greek yogurt to keep this recipe simple
This ribbed knit maxi molds to your body from that dramatic fold-over neckline all the way down the kind of dress that makes dinner reservations feel like red carpet moments
