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I whisk together olive oil, red wine vinegar, garlic, and oregano for a tangy, flavorful dressing that makes any Greek salad taste amazing
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Because weve used olive oil, you will need to let the dressing sit at room temperature for a little while before using as the olive oil will slightly solidify when refrigerated